SELF CONFIDENCE JOKE

Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged

Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is...Positive Thinking...😄

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...

This is ....positive attitude.. 👍

A Man wrote to his Bank

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

This is ...Self Confidence 😂